Yum!

What a nice day I’ve had – one of the two-legged animals I live with was at home, so I got lots of attention, I ate some grass and was a little bit sick, then I got some ice cream for my tea.

I like my cat food, most of the time, but it’s not as exciting as two-legged-animal food. They have all sorts of nice things, like cake and crisps and left-over-cereal-milk. I listen out for when their detachable metal appendages are scraping the bowls, then I sit in front of them and put on my best sweet-hungry-kitten face – the suckers fall for it every time.