{"id":998,"date":"2011-07-11T10:25:50","date_gmt":"2011-07-11T09:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=998"},"modified":"2011-07-11T10:25:50","modified_gmt":"2011-07-11T09:25:50","slug":"no-daddy-i-haz-not-seen-your-bukkit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/no-daddy-i-haz-not-seen-your-bukkit\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;No Daddy, I Haz Not Seen Your Bukkit&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_999\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-999\" style=\"width: 491px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC01402.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Bukkit\" width=\"491\" height=\"640\" class=\"size-full wp-image-999\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC01402.jpg 491w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC01402-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-999\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;...and does Mummy know that you&#039;re teaching me <a href='http:\/\/speaklolspeak.com'>lolspeak<\/a> as my first language?&quot;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paternal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1002,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions\/1002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}