{"id":943,"date":"2011-07-07T21:32:28","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T20:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=943"},"modified":"2011-07-14T10:53:07","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T09:53:07","slug":"what-do-you-mean-this-isnt-a-new-cat-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/what-do-you-mean-this-isnt-a-new-cat-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"What do you mean, &#8220;this isn&#8217;t a new cat bed&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_944\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-944\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC01454.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Not a new cat bed?\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"size-full wp-image-944\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC01454.jpg 480w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC01454-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-944\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And I suppose these aren't cat toys, either?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style='clear: both;'>\nI think the least I deserve, if I must live with an attention-grabbing <a href='\/blog\/archives\/932'>little hoomin<\/a>, is a nice comfy cat bed. And he gets all the milk he can guzzle (which is plenty, evidently), while I have to hang around in the kitchen, doing my little-cat-lost face to rustle up a bit of sympathy. Humph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the least I deserve, if I must live with an attention-grabbing little hoomin, is a nice comfy cat bed. And he gets all the milk he can guzzle (which is plenty, evidently), while I have to hang around in the kitchen, doing my little-cat-lost face to rustle up a bit of sympathy. Humph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1028,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions\/1028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}