{"id":473,"date":"2011-04-02T16:53:38","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T15:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=473"},"modified":"2011-05-03T11:02:34","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T10:02:34","slug":"book-battle-3-akira-book-5-vs-adrian-mole-and-the-weapons-of-mass-destruction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/book-battle-3-akira-book-5-vs-adrian-mole-and-the-weapons-of-mass-destruction\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Battle 3: Akira Book 5 vs Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nAfter allowing weapons in the <a href='\/blog\/archives\/458'>previous battle<\/a>, it only seems natural for these books to properly tool themselves up. I&#8217;ve written about the first 4 <i>Akira<\/i> books before (<a href='\/blog\/archives\/257'>part one<\/a>, <a href='\/blog\/archives\/395'>part two<\/a>); they&#8217;re written by Katsuhiro Otomo, and volume 5 is the penultimate book in the series. <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i> is, clearly, the latest in the Adrian Mole series by Sue Townsend; I read the first one when I was about 13\u00be myself, so I remember very little of it, and I probably didn&#8217;t get most of the jokes. As in <a href='\/blog\/archives\/tag\/book-battle'>previous book battles<\/a>, it is the books themselves, rather than the eponymous characters, that square up, and the rounds are decided using the <a href='\/word_generator.php'>&#8216;All Adjectives&#8217; list from my random word generator<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>Round 1: Defiant<\/b><br \/>\n<i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i> pulls a bazooka from its pages and fires off a missile that perversely represents it&#8217;s defiant anti-war stance. But the anti-establishment tone of <i>Akira 5<\/i>, and Kaneda&#8217;s complete lack of compromise, allow the book to leap out of the way while pumping a few rounds from a machine gun into its opponent.<br \/>\n<b>Verdict: <i>Akira 5<\/i><\/b>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>Round 2: Gentle<\/b><br \/>\nThe gentle humour at the start of <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i> allows it to rally, and it aims a rifle squarely at <i>Akira 5<\/i>; but Gielgud the swan and the steeliness of the novel cause the gun to jam. Equally, <i>Akira 5<\/i> has little to offer in this round &#8211; the romantic(ish) scenes with Kei and Kaneda, and Kaori and Tetsuo provide some gentle relief from the action, but this a sci-fi, action-filled, brute of a book<br \/>\n<b>Verdict: <i>Draw<\/i><\/b>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>Round 3: Sharp<\/b><br \/>\nThe nimble, perceptive narrative of <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i> allows it to attach a bayonet to its rifle, while <i>Akira 5<\/i> fiddles with a bio-dart gun. <i>Akira 5<\/i> sustains a few lacerations before it fires off a bio-dart, and the needle-sharp detail and precision of the drawing, and the book&#8217;s wonderfully honed characterisation ward off a groggy <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i>.<br \/>\n<b>Verdict: <i>Draw<\/i><\/b>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>Round 4: Elegant<\/b><br \/>\nThe stylish <i>Akira 5<\/i> capitalises on its advantage, and it bombards <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i> with elegantly depicted visions of destruction. The broad satire of the latter causes it to stumble, and <i>Akira 5<\/i>&#8216;s graceful lines carry the round.<br \/>\n<b>Verdict: <i>Akira 5<\/i><\/b>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>Round 5: Outstanding<\/b><br \/>\n<i>Akira 5<\/i> tugs a small trigger from a hidden recess, carefully points it at <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i>, and squeezes. In orbit, a satellite whirrs, its base glows phosphorus white, and a brilliant laser arcs down from the heavens. <i>Akira 5<\/i> literally blows <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i> away.<br \/>\n<b>Verdict: <i>Akira 5<\/i><\/b>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>The winner: <i>Akira 5<\/i><\/b>. <i>Adrian Mole and the WMD<\/i> is very funny in places, but is ultimately no match for the remarkable <i>Akira 5<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After allowing weapons in the previous battle, it only seems natural for these books to properly tool themselves up. I&#8217;ve written about the first 4 Akira books before (part one, part two); they&#8217;re written by Katsuhiro Otomo, and volume 5 is the penultimate book in the series. Adrian Mole and the WMD is, clearly, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","tag-book-battle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":621,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions\/621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}