{"id":377,"date":"2011-01-31T18:10:23","date_gmt":"2011-01-31T18:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=377"},"modified":"2011-04-27T17:16:27","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T16:16:27","slug":"running-to-the-swings-running-away-from-satan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/running-to-the-swings-running-away-from-satan\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Running to the swings, running away from Satan&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI don&#8217;t really understand why, but <a href='\/blog\/archives\/226'>one of my hoomins<\/a> (who I don&#8217;t see much of lately) is <a href='http:\/\/northernmum.wordpress.com\/2010\/12\/30\/the-boy-next-door-living-with-leukaemia'>doing a lot of running<\/a>. Perhaps she&#8217;s running away from a big rotten dog. Anyway, <a href='http:\/\/www.justgiving.com\/Jane-Blackmore'>she seems to want other hoomins to pay her to do this running<\/a> &#8211; maybe she&#8217;s a bit too loud for those of us with delicate ears, and people would be glad to pay her to be a bit further away. But it seems important, and I&#8217;m keen on anything that makes my hoomins happy, since that generally results in more treats for me; so please do be generous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really understand why, but one of my hoomins (who I don&#8217;t see much of lately) is doing a lot of running. Perhaps she&#8217;s running away from a big rotten dog. Anyway, she seems to want other hoomins to pay her to do this running &#8211; maybe she&#8217;s a bit too loud for those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":602,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions\/602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}