{"id":192,"date":"2010-11-09T20:42:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T20:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=192"},"modified":"2011-04-27T17:19:49","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T16:19:49","slug":"a-cats-tale-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/a-cats-tale-part-two\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cat&#8217;s Tale &#8211; Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<i><a href='\/blog\/archives\/151'>The story so far<\/a>: Our feline hero has been rescued from the mean streets of Beckenham, but is distinctly miffed with the number of cats he has to share a house with&#8230;<\/i>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWhile in the house of many cats, I adopted the name Frankie, in order to project a tough, don&#8217;t-mess-with-this-cat, image. As a little cat, it&#8217;s important on your first day in cat borstal to pick a fight, so as to send a message that you&#8217;re not to be trifled with. This attitude, unfortunately, does not work particularly well if your concept of a fight consists of yowling and puffing up your tail, and the other cat&#8217;s involves actual physical contact. I spent a lot of time under the sofa at that house.<\/p>\n<p><p>\nMy time as Frankie did not last too long, luckily, and I was soon taken by the cat ladies to a house where the hoomins knew that my name was Binky Mackenzie, so I felt right at home. But that&#8217;s a tale for another day&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nTo be continued&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The story so far: Our feline hero has been rescued from the mean streets of Beckenham, but is distinctly miffed with the number of cats he has to share a house with&#8230; While in the house of many cats, I adopted the name Frankie, in order to project a tough, don&#8217;t-mess-with-this-cat, image. As a little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":610,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}