{"id":1580,"date":"2012-02-09T20:23:38","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T20:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2012-02-09T20:23:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-09T20:23:38","slug":"a-life-on-the-stage-beckons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/a-life-on-the-stage-beckons\/","title":{"rendered":"A Life on the Stage Beckons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nApologies for the dearth of posts lately, have been busy helping the Little Monkey to learn lines for his upcoming role as Professor Quirrell in the local Mums-and-Babies production of <em>Harry Potter and the Philosopher&#8217;s Stone<\/em>.<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1583\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1583\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02377.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Professosr Quirrell\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02377.jpg 480w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02377-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1583\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Ah, Master Potter, I&#039;ve got something in my turban for you...&quot;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"clear: both;\">\nHis audition for the part of a baby Cap&#8217;n Jack Sparrow, in a flashback in the next of the <em>Pirates of the Caribbean<\/em> franchise, didn&#8217;t go too well; the director thought his maniacal grinning was a bit OTT for the role.<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1585\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1585\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02244.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Jolly Monkey\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02244.jpg 480w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02244-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02244-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1585\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Ooh arr, me hearties, etc.&quot;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"clear: both;\">\nBut, you can expect to see a baby-faced villain in one of this <a href=\"http:\/\/theincrediblesuit.blogspot.com\/2012\/02\/daniel-craigs-arse-not-up-to-scratch.html\" title=\"Skyfall\">year&#8217;s big blockbusters<\/a>&#8230;<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1586\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1586\" style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02339.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Bond Villain\" width=\"320\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02339.jpg 320w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/DSC02339-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1586\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Ah, Mr. Bond. 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