{"id":1573,"date":"2012-01-21T16:38:52","date_gmt":"2012-01-21T16:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1573"},"modified":"2012-01-21T16:38:52","modified_gmt":"2012-01-21T16:38:52","slug":"binkys-window-cleaning-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/binkys-window-cleaning-service\/","title":{"rendered":"Binky&#8217;s Window Cleaning Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nIs pesky window condensation getting you down? Are your attempts to spy on the neighbours impeded by small drops of water? Fret no more, for a small fee (one pouch of <em>Felix Senior &#8216;As Good As It Looks&#8217;<\/em> brand cat food per window) I will clear that window right up for you! (<em>Editor&#8217;s note: For an additional fee (one bottle of premium bitter per window) James will come round and wipe the cat saliva from your windows once Binky&#8217;s done. Bargain!<\/em>)\n<\/p>\n<p style='align: center;'>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/35375015?byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;color=ffffff\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is pesky window condensation getting you down? Are your attempts to spy on the neighbours impeded by small drops of water? Fret no more, for a small fee (one pouch of Felix Senior &#8216;As Good As It Looks&#8217; brand cat food per window) I will clear that window right up for you! (Editor&#8217;s note: For [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1578,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions\/1578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}