{"id":1562,"date":"2012-01-20T17:52:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T17:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2012-01-20T11:08:52","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T11:08:52","slug":"the-horror-of-yoghurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/the-horror-of-yoghurt\/","title":{"rendered":"The Horror of Yoghurt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nEver since I was a little monkey myself, I&#8217;ve had a pathological hatred of yoghurt. Even typing the word makes me feel a bit queasy. A whiff of the wretched stuff from across the other side of the room will turn my stomach. I don&#8217;t even like watching other people eat it. I was hoping that the Little Monkey would be just as averse to rotten milk as I am, so that I didn&#8217;t have to deal with it. See below for how that turned out. Mrs. Monkeyshines suggested that I focus on the health benefits in order to reconcile myself to fact that my child&#8217;s a yoghurt-lover; &#8217;tis a small consolation, but a consolation nonetheless&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1564\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1564\" style=\"width: 427px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/yoghurt_horror1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yoghurty Baby\" width=\"427\" height=\"285\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/yoghurt_horror1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/yoghurt_horror1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1564\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I can&#039;t even bring myself to caption this wittily;<br \/>it&#039;s just too disturbing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since I was a little monkey myself, I&#8217;ve had a pathological hatred of yoghurt. Even typing the word makes me feel a bit queasy. A whiff of the wretched stuff from across the other side of the room will turn my stomach. I don&#8217;t even like watching other people eat it. I was hoping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-1562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paternal","tag-baby-led-weaning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1571,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions\/1571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}