{"id":1404,"date":"2011-10-25T23:01:29","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T22:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2011-10-25T23:07:15","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T22:07:15","slug":"the-cat-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/the-cat-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cat Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI have literally been lying low recently, due to <a href=\"\/blog\/archives\/932\" title=\"The Little Monkey\">the arrival of a small noisy hoomin<\/a> in my house. <a href=\"\/blog\/archives\/435\" title=\"Sticky-fingered little hoomins\">Again<\/a>. I thought that if I was patient, my cuteness would prevail, but the little chap still seems to be dominating the attention, and laps, of my hoomins. The fightback starts here, my friends.\n<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1405\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1405\" style=\"width: 520px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/DSC01873.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"&quot;I, Binky Mackenzie, hereby stake my claim to this lap, and declare it to be feline territory in perpetuity.&quot;\" width=\"520\" height=\"507\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/DSC01873.jpg 640w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/DSC01873-300x292.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1405\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;I, Binky Mackenzie, hereby stake my claim to this lap,<br \/>and declare it to be feline territory in perpetuity.&quot;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have literally been lying low recently, due to the arrival of a small noisy hoomin in my house. Again. I thought that if I was patient, my cuteness would prevail, but the little chap still seems to be dominating the attention, and laps, of my hoomins. The fightback starts here, my friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1416,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}