{"id":1306,"date":"2011-09-07T21:42:48","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T20:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2011-09-07T21:46:13","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T20:46:13","slug":"our-velociraptor-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/our-velociraptor-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Velociraptor Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n[I realise I&#8217;m muddying the appellative waters by referring to the Little Monkey as a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.velociraptors.info\">dinosaur<\/a>, but normal simian service will be resumed after this post.] I seem to constantly be writing about how surprised I am by some aspect or other of our baby&#8217;s growth and development. This week it is the range of noises that Toby makes; at <a href=\"\/blog\/archives\/990\">two weeks I commented<\/a> on sneezes and other &#8216;human&#8217; noises, but he&#8217;s got a whole suite of squawks and cries now. He often does a very cute little sighing noise after sneezes (which typically come in pairs), which Mrs. Monkeyshines and I love. There&#8217;s an auditory ensemble of gurgles, some contented, other less so, but which sometimes start to sound a bit like a chuckle. And there are different types of crying that indicate distress or hunger or tiredness, or some combination thereof, which his mother is now getting very good at discriminating.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBut sometimes he&#8217;ll make a bizarre, ethereal noise that you can&#8217;t quite believe has come from a baby; Mrs. Monkeyshines characterised one such noise perfectly, as the squawk of a velociraptor. Another time he woke me in the the middle of the night with a piercing owl&#8217;s hoot (he immediately fell asleep again, if indeed he ever woke up &#8211; it took me longer to drop off, feeling a strange mixture of spooked and amused). It&#8217;ll almost be a shame when he starts talking&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p style='align: center;'>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/28733756?byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;color=ffffff\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n<\/p>\n<p style='padding-top:30px;'>\nTwo footnotes: while searching for a velociraptor audio file (fruitlessly, as it turned out &#8211; it&#8217;s almost as if they didn&#8217;t have recording devices 72 million years ago), I found <a href=\"http:\/\/clarity2005.blogspot.com\/2010\/09\/cry-of-velociraptor.html\">a saurian soulmate for Toby in New York<\/a>, and discovered, courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\">the Oatmeal<\/a>, that: <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/quiz\/velociraptor_bed\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/img\/quizzes\/generated\/14_50_seconds.jpg\" alt=\"How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[I realise I&#8217;m muddying the appellative waters by referring to the Little Monkey as a dinosaur, but normal simian service will be resumed after this post.] I seem to constantly be writing about how surprised I am by some aspect or other of our baby&#8217;s growth and development. This week it is the range of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paternal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1315,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions\/1315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}