{"id":119,"date":"2010-10-21T21:42:45","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T20:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=119"},"modified":"2010-10-22T10:54:39","modified_gmt":"2010-10-22T09:54:39","slug":"internet-research","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/internet-research\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet Research"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI am rather troubled to note the presence of <a href='http:\/\/kittenwar.com'>so many cats<\/a> on the world wide web. I do <em>not<\/em> like other cats. Even <a href='http:\/\/sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com'>supposedly charming<\/a> ones.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI have learnt, however, that the two-legged animals that I live with are called &#8216;<a href='http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=hoomin'>hoomins<\/a>&#8216;. I knew they were not just funny-looking cats, because I like them (and I do <em>not<\/em> like cats), but I did not know the right word.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n It would seem that the hoomin that built the machine that translates my pawstrokes into hoomin words is more skilled than other hoomins, as the <a href='http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com'>other cats on the web<\/a> have appalling grammar and spelling. I hope to document my feline thoughts here with somewhat more erudition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am rather troubled to note the presence of so many cats on the world wide web. I do not like other cats. Even supposedly charming ones. I have learnt, however, that the two-legged animals that I live with are called &#8216;hoomins&#8216;. I knew they were not just funny-looking cats, because I like them (and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions\/124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}