{"id":1022,"date":"2011-07-14T11:58:50","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T10:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2011-07-14T11:58:50","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T10:58:50","slug":"heavens-to-murgatroyd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/heavens-to-murgatroyd\/","title":{"rendered":"Heavens to Murgatroyd!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nMy hoomins have lately taken to confining me to the tiny moveable room that I hate, and taking me to visit strange hoomins who live in a house that reeks of nasty dog and stinky cat. I recently had to spend all day there, and they dosed me up on some seriously strong catnip &#8211; I was literally knocked out, and when I came round they&#8217;d stolen one of my teeth! And not just any tooth, one of the good &#8216;uns, a big pointy one at the front. I was not a happy kitten. Also, a weird coincidence, it doesn&#8217;t hurt when I eat anymore. (<em>Editor&#8217;s Note: The kind staff at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vet-acorn.co.uk\">Acorn Vets<\/a> have looked after Binky very well, for which we are all grateful, even if Binky doesn&#8217;t quite understand.<\/em>)\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI would like to make it clear that I will not be amused by any references to &#8216;Snagglepuss&#8217; that are made in my presence. For the sake of clarity, please refer to the following guide:\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1041\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1041\" style=\"width: 219px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/snagglepuss1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Snagglepuss\" width=\"219\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1041\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1041\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href='http:\/\/www.cartoonscrapbook.com\/S\/snagglepuss1961.htm'>Snagglepuss<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1030\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1030\" style=\"width: 197px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC00990-1-197x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Not Snagglepuss\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1030\" srcset=\"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC00990-1-197x300.jpg 197w, https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/DSC00990-1.jpg 316w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1030\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not Snagglepuss<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My hoomins have lately taken to confining me to the tiny moveable room that I hate, and taking me to visit strange hoomins who live in a house that reeks of nasty dog and stinky cat. I recently had to spend all day there, and they dosed me up on some seriously strong catnip &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1044,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions\/1044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monkeyshines.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}