I am rather troubled to note the presence of so many cats on the world wide web. I do not like other cats. Even supposedly charming ones.
I have learnt, however, that the two-legged animals that I live with are called ‘hoomins‘. I knew they were not just funny-looking cats, because I like them (and I do not like cats), but I did not know the right word.
It would seem that the hoomin that built the machine that translates my pawstrokes into hoomin words is more skilled than other hoomins, as the other cats on the web have appalling grammar and spelling. I hope to document my feline thoughts here with somewhat more erudition.
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