Am I a believer? Why, yes I am, thanks for your kind enquiry.

The Little Monkey’s dance moves have largely lain dormant after his early promise. He’s always been fairly good at following instructions, and his dingle-dangle-scarecrowing is exemplary; but it’s only very recently that he’s started busting out his joyous freestyle moves. The music, by the way, is EMF with Vic & Bob; their new sit-com may be dreadful, but they were kings of the 90s…